Pipe Band Humor 
If thy neighbor offend thee, give each of his children bagpipes........Scottish Proverb
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The World Champions
By some rare chance. A piper ends up in hell. Satan passes him one day and says, "Well, Scoty, hot enough for you?"
"Well, to tell ye the truth son, the Maxville Highland games was hotter than this"
So Satan has the demons start stoking the furnaces more. The next day Satan asks again, Hey, Scoty, hot enough for you?"
"Well, to tell ye the truth son, the Montreal Highland games was just as hot"
So Satan has the demons REALLY start stoking the furnaces. The furnaces are so hot there glowing cherry red and the demons are startng to pass out from the heat. After a day of this Satan asks "Well Scotty, hot enough for you now?!"
"Well, to tell ye the truth son, my band practice hall was just as hot"
Satan is furious. Tells his demons to shut off the furnace. Cranks the air conditioning on. ALL THE WAY,. ICE IS EVERYWHERE.
The next hour Satan goes to see the piper. He's shivering and slapping himself to try to stay warm, but he's jumping up and down celebrating.
Satan looks at him and says,"Now, Scotty, you're obviously not doing well in this cold. Just why are you celebrating?"
Scoty says to him "are you kiddin, Man?' Hell's just frozen over! That means MY BAND JUST WON THE WORLD PIPEBAND CHAMPIONSHIPS!